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COPS, FIREMEN, LAWYERS,
BUSINESSMEN AMONG CAPITOL INSURRECTIONISTS
“All fine, respectable people,” says White House. |
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Kim Jong Un Unveils New
Missile That Could Destroy
Any U.S. City
“Who?” asks Trump. |
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Saudi Activist Who Campaigned
For Women's Right to Drive
Sentenced to Nearly Six Years
For driving without a penis. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Moving Day
at White House
Aides, advisers walk off with anything
that isn't nailed down. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Trump Happily Watched
Insurrection on TV, Refusing
to Help
His defenders say FDR did same thing,
chuckling along with first radio
transmission from Pearl Harbor. |
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Trump Tells Staff to Stop
Paying for Rudy Giuliani's
Legal Fees
And hair dye. |
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| REMINDER |
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Think before you
incite an insurrection. |
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White House: Trump Said to
Be “Lost” Without Twitter
Drops handwritten tweets out second
floor window. |
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Report: Trump Will Declare Bankruptcy
Financial, moral, ethical, you name it. |
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| POLL |
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Trump Approval at 29%,
Disapproval at 68%
Remaining 3% “need more information.” |
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