 RICE
PAYS SURPRISE VISIT TO BAGHDAD
Shown: she steps outside Green
Zone for brief peek at
conditions. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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In Test, Chinese Missile
Destroys Satellite
Fortunately, it's the one transmitting
the Golf Channel. |
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Chavez, Ahmadinejad in
Multibillion-
Dollar Economic Cooperation Pact
Venezuela will send oil to Iran, Iran
will send oil to Venezuela. |
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| TRENDS |
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51% of American Women
Living Without Spouse
And watching whatever channel they want. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Doomsday
Clock Set to Seven Minutes
After Midnight
Scientists, preoccupied
with nuclear annihilation,
admit they failed to
anticipate global
warming. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Cheney Threatens Iran
If they don't stop meddling in Iraq,
he'll use his power as Vice President to
order massive nuclear strike. |
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Pentagon Sets Rules for
Trials of Detainees
Hearsay evidence, coerced statements
okay, as long as they confirm
preconceived assumptions. |
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Bush Administration Cuts
Back on Satellites Tracking
Climate Change
“What we don't know can't hurt
us,” explains spokesman. |
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| REMINDER |
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Talk
to your kids about trans
fats. |
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Cost of Iraq War Put at $1.2
Trillion
Money that could have gone to wealthiest
.2% of Americans as part of steeper tax
cuts. |
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Libby Legal Team Looks for
Jurors Who Trust Cheney
Could delay trial indefinitely. |
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Testosterone Levels in U.S. Males
Plunge Over Last 20 Years
Men blame more housework, parenting. |
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