PENTAGON HAS
NEW BLIMP ON DRAWING
BOARD
Would be used to bomb
enemy's sporting events. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bad News: Cost of Iraq War
Could Reach $2 Trillion
Good news: China will lend it to us. |
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Bush Gets Support for
Unitary Theory of
Presidency
From Kim Jong-il. |
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FACTOID |
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There Were 40,621,000 College
Graduates in 2003
There were 40,621,000 college graduates
who moved back in with their parents in
2004. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Chinese
Visited America 75 Years
Before Columbus
According to this
placemat recently
discovered at Chun Lee
Palace restaurant. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Supreme Court Upholds
Assisted Suicide
Administration hails decision as go-ahead
to ignore global warming. |
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Cheney: Domestic Spying
Key Weapon in Global Fight
Against Terrorism
And those who think otherwise should be
tortured. |
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REMINDER
Living above the poverty line is the
best revenge. |
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Census: Population Will Reach
300 Million in October
Barring another administration
catastrophe. |
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Army Raises Top Age for New
Recruits From 35 to 42
Allows millions more who supported war
not to enlist. |
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Bush Welcomes Medicare
Scandal
Hopes it distracts public's attention
from bribery, spying, Katrina, Plame,
Iraq scandals. |
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