| PEOPLE |
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Mr. Blackwell
Announces His “10 Worst-
Dressed” List
Virtually identical to
“10 Hottest
Women” list. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Peter Pan Sequel Due Out in Fall
Peter caught selling answers to college
entrance exams, Wendy gets knocked up,
Tinkerbell in rehab, Captain Hook retires to
spend more time with his family. |
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BUSINESS |
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FBI: 9 Out of 10 U.S. Firms
Attacked Online
Likely culprit: tenth firm. |
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SEC to Require Greater Disclosure
Of Executive Compensation
Shower curtains valued at more than $6000
must be itemized. |
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Taiwan Scientists
Successfully Breed
Glow-in-the-Dark Pigs
For people who lose
their pigs at night. |
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| SCIENCE |
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California Home to 27 New
Species
Including Three-Headed Sewage Snake,
Six-Eyed Smog Frog, Transgender Pesticide
Salmon. |
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Warmer Seas Will Wipe Out
Plankton, Source of All Marine Life
But fish will still be available for
viewing in aquariums, theme parks. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Married Couples' Sex
Life
Halved by Having TV in Bedroom
From once a year to once every two years. |
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Study: Exercise Fends Off
Dementia
Also helps you outrun crazy people. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Online Lectures, Podcasts
Enable College Students to Skip Most
Classes
But physically attending college still
important for sports, parties, drinking,
sex. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Declaration of Independence Signing
Statement Discovered
Signers reserved right to return to British
rule “if things don't work out.” |
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