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PEOPLE
A Desperate Trump Meets With My Pillow Guy, One of His Few Remaining Supporters
After Chuck Woolery cancels.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Fauci: Theaters Could Reopen
“Some Time in the Fall”

But “only light comedies and musicals, none of that weird, depressing crap.”
 
MEDIA
Lab Charts 73% Less Misinformation Week After
Twitter Banned Trump

Also 73% fewer insults, 73% fewer threats, 73% fewer boasts.
 
BUSINESS
Hallmark Asks Senators Hawley, Marshall to Return Political Donations
“We gave you our money
Without reflection.
We're sorry you supported
The insurrection.”
ENVIRONMENT
Greenhouse Gas Emissions Fell 10% in 2020 Due to Pandemic
With any luck the pandemic will continue to spread, say climatologists.
 
SCIENCE
45,500-Year- Old Cave Painting Oldest Figurative Art by Humans Ever Found
It will be preserved until something older discovered.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Diet Rich in Minimally
Processed Foods More
Beneficial Than One Rich
in Highly Processed Foods

Everyone in group that ate nothing but highly processed foods died.
Study: Coffee Drinkers Reduce
Risk of Prostate Cancer the
More They Drink

Ask if your health insurance covers lattes.

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