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TECHNOLOGY
In Experiment, Robot Shows Hint of Empathy for Its Fellow Machines
Forms bond, gathers other robots, creates movement built on resentment, plans massive attack on humankind.
Facial Recognition Can Reveal Political Party
Helps if they're wearing a MAGA hat.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Online Dating Causes People to Lower Their Standards
End up browsing what's available at LosersMingle.com.
Study: Disagreeing With Someone Uses More Brain Power Than Agreeing With Them
Takes a lot of thinking to come up with the perfect insult.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Some Ice Cream From China
Tests Positive for Covid-19

Check date on Pangolin Pecan Ripple, Bat Chip before purchase.
FEATURE
Before Vice President Pence went to the Capitol to certify the electoral vote, President Trump said to him, “You can either go down in history as a patriot, or you can go down in history as a _____.”
A )vice patriot
B )celebrity apprentice
C )puppy
D )pussy
Hint: it's something celebrities grab.
 
FACTOID
Police Three Times as Likely to Use Force Against Leftwing Protesters
Not ten times, as most assumed.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
50,000 Satellites Like These May Soon Be Orbiting Earth
Wouldn't someone you know love to have a satellite named after them?

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