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 NO. 697 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 20 - 26, 2014 

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WORLD NEWS
 
BRAZIL: LIGHTNING STRIKES RIO'S ICONIC CHRIST STATUE,
BREAKING OFF FINGER
Stunt intended to promote upcoming World Cup in June.
UN Panel: 15 More Years
Without Action on Climate
Change Could Be Catastrophic

Doubters: let's wait fifteen years and see.
Egypt's New Constitution
Approved by 98.1% of Voters

Military leadership, which overthrew previous regime, calls it democracy at its finest.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pope Selling His Harley
And most of his Rolling Stones albums.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Says He’ll Continue
Listening to Your Phone Calls,
Reading Your Emails

Don't bother letting him know what you think, he already knows.
$1.1 Trillion Budget Deal Cuts
Funding for Official Portrait Paintings

Keeps funding for official bobbleheads.
 
REMINDER
  The cloudy water that smells of licorice is safe to drink.
 
Air Force: 34 Out of 190 Nuclear
Launch Officers Cheated on
Monthly Proficiency Exam

Might have started World War III to avoid getting caught.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Scientists See East Coast at
Risk as Seas Rise

However, if you live on the fourth floor or higher, you should be good until 2114.
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