 WATER PERFECTLY
FINE IN WEST VIRGINIA
As long as it's bottled, says Gary Southern (shown),
president of chemical company responsible for spill
that has left 300,000 West Virginians without water
for nearly a week. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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 A Frail 87-Year-Old
Fidel Castro Makes Rare Public Appearance
Delivers brief, eight-hour address. |
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Britain to Introduce
Plastic Money in 2016
In 2017: brightly colored beads. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Insane Clown Posse Sues Justice
Dept. Over Gang Designation
Claim it's deprived them of their livelihood,
entertaining at children's birthday parties. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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N.J. Gov. Christie Cuts Fare on
George Washington Bridge
Hands out candy at toll booths. |
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In Book, Former Secretary of
Defense Gates Calls Vice
President Biden “Clueless”
Biden: “What's that supposed to mean?” |
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| REMINDER |
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Keep your medical and
recreational marijuana separate. |
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Target Now Says 110 Million
Accounts Hacked
As a result, it could take weeks before hackers
start stealing from you. |
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NASA to Extend Life of
Space Station
As boutique spa for the rich. |
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Kraft Warns of Possible
Velveeta Shortage
Advises consumers to stockpile. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: Attractive Students
Given Higher Grades
Unattractive kids go into teaching. |
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