PENTAGON: CHINA
DEVELOPING STEALTH FIGHTER JUST
LIKE OURS |
Wants to
borrow from China
to make ours better. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Lindsey Graham Suggests
U.S. Keep Two Permanent
Bases in Afghanistan
To protect small minority who want us to
stay there from huge majority who want us
to leave. |
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Romania Declares Witchcraft
Legal Profession
Practitioners dealing in fraudulent
spells risk decertification. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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New
Congress Gets Off to Amicable Start
Only glitch: incoming Speaker's
tears bond with outgoing
Speaker's makeup. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Obama to Deliver State of the
Union Address on Jan. 25
Immediately following, GOP will deliver
State of the Confederacy address. |
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Navy Relieves Captain of Duty
for Performing in Raunchy Videos
Search begins to find replacement who has
never performed in raunchy videos. |
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REMINDER |
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Be
nice to people on the way
up, because they'll be
training your replacement
in Mumbai on the way
down. |
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Bad News: Petraeus Spent
$1 Million in 2008 on Iraqi
Water Park Now in Ruins
Good news: hes building new one in
Afghanistan. |
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POLITICS |
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GOP Congresswoman Michele
Bachmann Considering White
House Bid
Further splintering party's nitwit-
nutcake wing. |
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