PEOPLE |
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Jerry Brown
Serves Hot Dogs at
Inaugural
Lunch to Underline
Austerity Message
New governor will live in
his car. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Fed Judge Allows Woman to
File Groping Charges Against Donald Duck
at Epcot
Rejects Duck's claim it was consensual. |
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BUSINESS |
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Jobs Sector Improves Slightly
Fewer people looking for same number of
jobs. |
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Facebook Valued at $50
Billion
Still far less than Legbook, Assbook,
Titbook. |
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Judge Delays Trial of Houston
Financier Accused of $7 Billion
Ponzi Scheme
Until he gets his investment back. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Rich Unable to
Accurately Identify Emotions in Others
But the help can do it for them. |
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Animal Behaviorists: Girl
Chimps Sometimes Use Sticks as Dolls
Boy chimps sometimes use dolls as girl
chimps. |
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Pope: God
Responsible for Big Bang
When He was irresponsible teenager. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Women's Crying a
Sexual Turnoff for Men
Whereas men's crying gets you elected
Speaker of the House. |
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U.S. Officials Say Kids May
be Getting Too Much Fluoride
And too few cavities. |
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