Ironic Times

 NO. 121 "Expect the Ironic" JANUARY 6 - 12, 2003 

Dec 30
Jan 13
 
HUMAN CLONING GATHERS STEAM
Another human clone discovered in New Jersey.
WORLD NEWS
North, South Korea Unite in
Hatred for United States

Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.
Venezuelan Protests Led
By Middle Class

All five of them.
China Plans First Manned Spaceflight
Hopes to place Dalai Lama in orbit.
 
BUSINESS
Hooters Buys Airline
Aggressively recruiting babelicious pilots.
 
AUTOS
Rolls-Royce Phantom to Cost $333,000
  Sporty rear spoiler/racing stripe option adds $400.
U. S. NEWS
Rumsfeld Says U.S. Can Fight Two Wars at Same Time
And can win "at least one" of them.
Bush Proposes Tax Relief for All
Would cut taxes on stock dividends for rich, poor alike.
 
REMINDER
    Everything is bad for you except
    cheap wine.
 
U.S. Cuts 50% of Colorado River Water Allotment to Southern California
"Let them drink Evian," says Norton.
Internet Marks 20th Birthday
Gala celebration attended primarily by naked sluts, horny teens, Nigerian e-mail hoaxers.
 
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