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MISCELLANEOUS
Nostradamus Foresaw SpongeBob SquarePants
But kept it to himself.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Hostile Women More Likely to Die From Heart Attack Than Peers
Study angrily denounced by Ann Coulter.
Underage Binge Drinking on
Rise in U.S.

Proves War on Drugs is succeeding, says White House.
SCIENCE
1 In 4 Planetary Systems Capable of Supporting Earth-Like Planets
Not that they’d want to.
Lab Chimp Speaks Own Language
Kanzi, an adult bonobo, uses made-up words like “nucular,” “heidth,” and “irregardless.”
 
NEW PRODUCTS
New Barbie’s Got a Bun in the Oven
"Child Support Barbie" comes with "Missing Ken" doll.
POLITICS
States' Rights Guide for Republicans
Knowing when Leaving Things to the States to Decide is a Good Thing and when it's a Bad Thing can be confusing. Cut out the following Guide and keep it in your wallet!
Good          Bad
  Race Relations   Pollution Controls
  Church/State Issues   Elections
  Private Property   Drug laws
  Death Penalty   Assisted Suicide

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