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Raëlian
Leader Named to Cosmic
Council by Interplanetary
Elders
Will be responsible for
cloning our quadrant of
universe. |
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Diana Ross Arrested in
Tucson on DUI
Officers order her to “Stop – in
the name of love!” |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
Top Seven Things We'd
Rather
Not Hear About |
1. The mess in Colombia
2. What's going on in
Africa
3. How we're doing in the
Drug War
4. The CIA and the Baath
Party
5. Worldwide overfishing
6. Third World factories
7. Why everybody hates us |
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| ART |
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Shanghai
Miniaturist Makes World's
Smallest Globe
Commissioned by U.S.
collector, who paid him a
quarter. |
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THE WAR
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Profiles of
Our New Allies:
The Kurdish Militias |
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| Where:
Northern no-fly zone |
| Principal Virtue:
Hate Saddam |
| Human Rights
Violations:
Ethnic cleansing,
torture, extrajudicial
executions |
| Policy Towards
Women: A little
worse than Taliban |
| Why We Love Them:
Will help us defeat evil |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Playoffs: Every Team
Eliminated
Parity to blame, say critics. |
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Hurdling Added
To Nude Olympics
Kickboxing dropped. |
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