| SCIENTISTS
URGE UN PREPARE FOR
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 CONTACT
Fear we'll be
caught flat-footed, like in the
fifties. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Gates Tells Reporters China's
Civilian Leaders Control Its Military
Something we might want to try. |
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Report: Cyberworm Has Crippled Iran's
Nuclear Program
Someone at defense ministry mistakenly replied
to e-mail offer of “cheap enriched uranium.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Nuclear
Sludge Chew Bars Recalled
Due to unusually high levels of
nuclear sludge. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Army Testing Recruits for
“Spirituality”
So they're prepared for holy war. |
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Final Report: BP Spill Could
Have Been Prevented
If only someone had done something, it
concludes. |
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| REMINDER |
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Guns
don't kill people,
paranoid schizophrenics
who can legally buy guns
kill people. |
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Pentagon Official: Martin
Luther King Would Support
Current Wars
Gandhi would call for nuking Iran. |
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Jeb Bush: GOP Needs to Reach
Out to Latinos Now
And ask to see their papers. |
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Texas Congressman: House
Members Should be Allowed to Carry Guns
But be limited to 434 rounds. |
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