| NEVADANS
WELCOME NATION'S NUCLEAR
WASTE |
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| Locals (shown
above) not concerned about possible
effects of radiation. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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New Afghan Government Taking
Shape
Warlords, thieves, highwaymen and one
woman will serve as ruling council. |
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Report: Bin Laden Now Looks
Like Mullah Omar
Also, Mullah Omar now looks like bin
Laden. |
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Madonna Says She'll Pay Off
Argentina's Debt
Will use portion of proceeds from
her next world tour. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Sony's Latest
AIBO Goes on Sale
$1500 robotic pet aimed
at "the man who has
everything — except a
life." |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House Downplays
Enron Scandal
"Nobody got a blow job," says
Ari Fleischer. |
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New York Stock Exchange,
NASDAQ Indicted in Ponzi Scheme
Suit claims early investors profit at expense of
everyone else. |
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REMINDER
Always cash in your
stock before
declaring bankruptcy. |
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Bush Administration to Roll
Back Key Provisions of 1972 Clean Air Act
Recently renamed: "Lots of Things
More Important Than Clean Air Act." |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Pony Express Goes on the
Internet
Website allows customers to track
progress of parcel and horse it's on. |
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