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My
Turn
by
George W. Bush |
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Today, as I'm about to leave office, I thought
it would be a good idea to list a few of the notable
achievements of my administration over the last
eight years. |
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We cut taxes for the most productive, creating
jobs and wealth for everyone. |
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We spread democracy to the Middle East. |
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We made sure victims of natural disasters never
waited more than a week for help to arrive. |
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We brought sound hunches and intuition to national
science policy. |
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We kept a close eye on the questionable activities
of our fellow citizens. |
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We protected this country from attack, after only
one minor slip-up. |
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There's so much more, but I'll leave that to the
historians. |
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OBAMA, PRESIDENTS MEET PRIVATELY IN OVAL
OFFICE
They tell him who shot Kennedy. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Afghanistan Riddled
With Bribery, Corruption
And that's the good guys. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Proposes Huge Stimulus
Plan
To get Americans borrowing again. |
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Bush Creates Monuments
Protecting Deepest Part of Pacific Ocean
Hopes to dump his papers there. |
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Pentagon Recruiting With
Army Experience Video Arcade
Centers
Games so realistic they cause PTSD. |
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