 LOW-KEYED
TRANSITION AT UNITED
NATIONS
Secretary General Richard Gere
succeeds Kofi Annan; no
major changes planned. |
|
| |
| WORLD NEWS |
 |
"No Chance for Peace in
Middle
East," Says Albright
Then says, “Oops, maybe I
shouldn't have said that.” |
|
Chinese Leaders Call Book's
Account of Tiananmen Repression "Unkind"
Author shot. |
|
African Cholera Outbreak
Trails "Mad Cow" Disease in
Media Appeal
Needs catchy name, better location. |
| |
| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
 |
NEW BUSH COIN
UNVEILED
Worth 80¢, designed
mainly for tipping. |
|
|
|
| U. S. NEWS |
|
Bush: “No More Skeletons
In Closet”
Says he checked, saw “nothing
but coats and a few ties.” |
|
New York City to Pay $50 Million
for Illegal Strip Searches
But expects to make it back “ten
times over” through sale of strip
search videos. |
|
 |
American Cell Phones, Cigarettes
Selling Well in Third World
All other exports down. |
|
|
|
Van Morrison to Perform at Bush
Inauguration Show
Will be kidnapped, hypnotized. |
|
Chavez: “I'm the Victim of a
Witch Hunt”
Angered, leaves Washington on a broom. |
| |
| HEALTH/MEDICINE |
|
Philip Morris to Sell Crack
Cocaine to Adults Only
Health warnings will be displayed on
packs. |
|
