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GENETICALLY
MODIFIED MONKEY MAKES FIRST
PUBLIC APPEARANCE |
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everyone for coming, promises
"major breakthroughs"
in years ahead. |
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| BOOKS |
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Genius Solves World Hunger,
Regional Conflicts in New Book
Can't find publisher, destroys book,
kills self. |
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| FASHION |
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New First Lady Signals Style
Shift
Look for more traditional designs. |
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TRANSCRIPT
OF:
NIXON-RUMSFELD
MEETING
The
recent release of an
audio tape of the
1971 meeting between
Defense Secretary-designate
Donald Rumsfeld
and President Richard
Nixon has stirred
controversy. A transcript
of the meeting follows:
Nixon:
C'mon in, Don.
Just...these damn files
on that sonuva
(expletive deleted) Martin
Luther King (expletive
deleted.)
Rumsfeld:
Oh, yeah.
Nixon:
(expletive deleted)
(expletive deleted)
(expletive deleted.)
Rumsfeld:
That's right.
Nixon:
We should get that
(expletive deleted)
Hoover to stick his
(expletive deleted) right
up his (expletive
deleted) (expletive
deleted.)
Rumsfeld:
For sure.
Nixon:
(Laughs, coughs.) He'd
like that, Hoover, I
mean, because the
Negroes, - they all have
really big (expletive
deleted.)
Rumsfeld:
Big time.
Nixon:
That's why they don't
make good
quarterbacks.
Rumsfeld:
Right. Because...
Nixon:
Not enough blood to the
brain!
Rumsfeld:
Yeah.
Nixon:
(Expletive deleted!) |
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