| WHITE
HOUSE INTERNS FILL EMPTY SEATS AT
BUSH'S FINAL PRESS CONFERENCE |
 Most
reporters covering Labradoodle
show. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bin Laden's Son Reportedly in
Pakistan
And hasn't called him, “not even
once,” says father. |
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Britain's Prince Harry
Apologizes for
Latest Racist Remark
Blames centuries of inbreeding. |
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State Dept. Places Sanctions
on A.Q. Khan's Nuclear-Proliferation
Network
No more nuclear proliferation after 11
PM. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Latest
Warning Issued by Bin
Laden
Warns viewers
they'll need digital
converter boxes to see
his next broadcast. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Heading Back to Texas
Cheney returns to Mordor. |
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Incoming Treasury Secretary
Underpaid Taxes by $48,000
In What Transitions Officials
Call “Common Mistake”
Better go check your returns to see if
you’ve done that, too. |
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| REMINDER |
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Help
is ostensibly on the way. |
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California May Have to Issue
IOUs Instead of Tax Refunds
Taxpayers can then borrow against IOUs to
pay next year's taxes. |
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Army Rejecting Record Number
of Overweight Recruits
Pentagon mulls widening hatches on tanks. |
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Bad News: B of A, Citigroup,
Morgan Stanley, Wells Fargo,
J.P. Morgan, Chase, AIG All
Have Offshore Tax Havens
Good news: no bailout funds will be
wasted paying taxes. |
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