MISCELLANEOUS |
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Joe the
Plumber Files First
Reports From Israel
Found several drips
but no leaks. |
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Bad News: 1 in 100 Americans
Being Stalked
Good news: only three million stalkers in
this country, less if some stalk more
than one person. |
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TRENDS |
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Me Generation, Generation Y
Agree to Merge
Into Y-Me Generation. |
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SPORTS |
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House to Hold Hearings on BCS
Lawmakers seek star athletes' testimony,
autographs. |
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TRAVEL |
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Rome's Colosseum to Begin
Staging Mock Gladiator Fights
Next up: Christians vs. lions. |
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FEATURE |
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The greatest achievement
of the Bush presidency
is: |
A ) | rescuing the
Democratic party |
B ) | driving the
last nail into the coffin
of Reaganomics |
C ) | driving the
last nail into the coffin
of neoconservative
foreign policy |
D ) | not arranging
a military coup to
overturn the 2008
election |
Hint: of
course our robust free
press would never have
put up with a military
coup, unless their jobs
were at stake. |
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BOOKS |
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Fiction Reading Increases in
U.S.
When fake memoirs are included. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Penguins
Depicted in Happy
Feet Near Extinction
Fortunately, they'll live on in
animated form. |
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