| PEOPLE |
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Obama's
Mother-in-Law to Live in
White House
Adds sitcom
dimension to life there. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Jack Bauer Having Inner
Turmoil
About Torture in New Season of “24”
Look for ratings-grabbing war crimes
trial during sweeps. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Citigroup, Morgan Stanley to
Merge Brokerages
For same cost, investors will get twice
the bad advice. |
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Bloomberg: NYC Will Help
Train
Laid-off Wall Streeters
As squeegee guys. |
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 Larry
Summers To Head National
Economic Council
Of old white guys who can do
math. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Length of Ring Finger
Determines Level of
Risk-Taking in Men
Length of middle finger determines level
of hostility. |
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Brain Scans Reveal How Brain
Responds to Unexplainable
Test subjects shown bill for brain scan
during brain scan. |
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 Researchers,
Employing Quantum
Mechanics, Able to
Levitate Small Objects
Breakthrough could prove
invaluable at cocktail
parties. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Congressionally Mandated
Study: Gulf War Syndrome Real
Treatment, VA benefits imaginary. |
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Study: Kids Who Watch More TV
Have More Health Problems
2nd Study: Kids with more health problems
watch more TV. |
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