As I begin my second
term, I thought it would
be a good time to look
back at some of the
accomplishments of my
first term. |
| Following the attacks of
9/11, we successfully
chased Osama bin Laden
all the way to northern
Pakistan, where he now
lives in isolation, cut
off from the world. He
can never use a telephone
again, we've made
absolutely sure of that. |
| When Saddam Hussein
threatened us with
imminent nuclear and
biological attack
(according to George
Tenet, a fine man), we
overthrew him and
restored democracy to a
proud country. Heck,
they're about to vote! |
| After inheriting a deep
recession and spiraling
deficit from the previous
administration, we turned
the economy around by
cutting taxes for our
most productive citizens.
And they repaid us by financing
the most exclusive inaugural
celebration in our nation's history. |
| We put snowmobiles back
in Yellowstone, God back
in government, and Christ
back in Christmas. |
| And we're just getting
started. Thanks to you. |
(Mr. Bush is not
responsible for his
opinions.) |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Nation Celebrates Decades of
Progress on Race Issues on MLK Day
Minorities in Ohio hope to be able to
vote in the near future. |
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White House Uses Social Security
Administration to Promote Privatization
Money budgeted for ads could save system,
say critics. |
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Bush Appoints
Chertoff to Head Homeland Security
His nanny's a member of Daughters of the
American Revolution. |
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FBI: New $581-Million
Software "Unusable"
And they're still on hold with technical
support. |
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REMINDER
The people in charge know what
they're doing. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Israeli-Palestinian Honeymoon
Ends
Typical marriage begins. |
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| SPACE |
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 Spacecraft
Sends Back Startling
Pictures From Surface of
Saturn's Largest Moon
Startling because they
look just like pictures
from surface of every
other place we've been. |
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