BUSINESS |
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Some Japanese
Companies Replacing
Workers With Robots
Shown: former Honda
executive (right) is told
she's no longer needed. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Costs Are Top U.S. Health
Care Concern
Living or dying is next. |
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Vending Machine Industry
Fighting Obesity With
Color-Coded Snack Labels
Here's what the colors mean: |
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GREEN: Best
choice |
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YELLOW: Choose
occasionally |
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RED: What
you really want |
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Government Reveals Health
Secrets
New guidelines: exercise more, question
less. |
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SCIENCE |
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National Science Foundation:
Clear Skies Initiative Will Make
Skies More Polluted
Research is flawed, says EPA chief
(above, second from right, in foreground). |
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RELIGION |
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Judge Orders Removal of
Stickers Placed in Bibles
Stickers read: This Bible
contains material on creationism, which
claims everything just appeared all of a
sudden ten thousand years ago.
Puhleeze. |
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FEATURE |
What
to Do If You Find Yourself
in a Pit of Quicksand |
1. | Remain calm. Panic
doesn't help. |
2. | Assess the situation. |
3. | Whatever the result of
the assessment, DO NOT
leave the quicksand. This
is the same as admitting
you made a mistake. |
4. | Stay the course. Your
friends and enemies will
gain respect for you if
you persevere. |
5. | Ask others to join you
in the quicksand. |
6. | If nobody joins you,
never mind: continue in
the same direction,
deeper into the pit. |
7. | Talk about something
else. Maybe nobody will
notice you're sinking. |
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CORRECTION |
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A recent article misstated President
Bush's solution for asbestos injury
lawsuits as calling for a ban on
asbestos. In fact the president called
for a ban on lawsuits. We apologize for
any confusion caused by our mistake. |
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