MISCELLANEOUS |
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Obama
Featured in Spider-Man Comic Book
First presidential comic book
appearance since the Fantastic
Four battled Nixon and his evil
henchmen, Haldeman and
Ehrlichman. |
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Long-Buried Beatles Track
Discovered
Note: the Beatles were a group of British
singers popular in the 1960's. |
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EDUCATION |
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No Child Left
Behind Deemed a Failure
Since signing legislation seven years
ago, President Bush hasn't learned
anything. |
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LAW |
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Chinese Court Upholds Ban
Against Company Selling
Plots of Land on Moon
Those already buried there must be
returned to Earth. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Combination
Wristphone/
Videophone/
Browser/Fax
Printer Debuts
Lacks only a clock. |
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Light
or Dark, This Clever Robot Makes
Perfect Toast Every Time!
Powerful software and advanced
electronics allows Mr. Toast to
perform his duties flawlessly.
You can even set him the night
before. And he's not just limited
to making toast. Set him to
frozen waffles or
bagels and watch him
go to work! $450, at all
remaining Macy's. |
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REAL ESTATE |
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Atlanta:
Owner Can't Sell His Faux
White House
Blames those
bastards Bush and
Cheney. |
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