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HAITIAN DISASTER PROVOKES
OUTPOURING OF SYMPATHY
THROUGHOUT WORLD |
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| Only two (right) out of
6 billion unsympathetic. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea to Encourage U.S.
Tourism
Free breakfast in your cell. |
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Brit. Official: Blair Was
Not Bush’s “Poodle”
Made catastrophic decision to invade Iraq
all by himself. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 10-Meter-Wide
Mystery Object Just Misses Earth
Had it impacted, enough dust
would have been kicked up into
the atmosphere to cancel last
weekend's playoff games and
everything else. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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NASA Cuts Price of Shuttles
From $42 Million to $28 Million
Plus shipping and handling. |
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Floor Caves Under Weight
Watchers Weigh-in
Spokeswoman says, “It's not
funny.” |
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75 Million Fewer Riders
On New York Subways
Number of those sleeping in
subways on the rise. |
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| REMINDER |
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 Set
your doomsday clock back
to six minutes before
midnight. |
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New York Cabbie Arrested
In Terror Plot
Became enraged, alienated after attempting
to drive crosstown on 51st St. at
rush hour. |
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In One Day, New Jersey Sees
Startling Spike in Cases of Glaucoma
Same day state assembly legalizes medical
marijuana. |
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