MISCELLANEOUS |
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Border Collie
Knows Proper Names for
Over a Thousand Objects
Being trained to aid
elderly when they go
shopping. |
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400 Volunteer for One-Way
Trip to Mars
More expected as tax deadline approaches. |
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FACTOID |
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Internet, 2010: 255 Million
Websites, 107 Trillion Emails, 25 Billion
Tweets, 152 Million Blogs
And nothing of interest. |
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POLITICS |
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GOP Removes Word
Labor From Labor and
Education Committee
It's now And Education
Committee. |
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GOP Picks
Reince Priebus as New
Chairman
After 47 ballots, he's
chosen by Spill and
Spell. |
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WEATHER |
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2010 Ties 2005 as Hottest
Year Ever
Was one big heat spell from winning
outright. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Florida City to Turn Waste
Water Into Drinking Water
And vice versa. |
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RELIGION |
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Church
Making Comeback in Former Soviet
Union
Religion vying with heroin to
replace vodka as opiate of
the masses. |
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TRAVEL |
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Travel Restrictions to Cuba Eased
Regular flights carrying baseball scouts have begun. |
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LINGUISTICS |
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Linguists: App
Top Word
Of the Year
Runner-up: apps. |
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