 COLORADO
MARIJUANA STORES OPEN
Lines extend to Nebraska. |
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Prosecutor Investigating High-Level
Corruption in Turkey Removed
For actually investigating. |
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Decides to Run
for Reelection
After an epiphany that came to him during
a recent LSD trip. |
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Debate in Europe on How to Memorialize
World War I Heats Up
Could lead to World War III. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Kim Jong-un
Says He Wants Better
Relations With South
He's lonely. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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New York Federal Judge:
NSA Surveillance Program
Constitutional
And often quite amusing. |
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113th Congress Least
Productive Ever
Signature achievement: repealed
Affordable Care Act 40 times. |
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| REMINDER |
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Hiding millions
offshore is the best revenge. |
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40,000 New Laws in Effect
As of January 1
In sum: gay couples can no longer eat
shark's fin soup in a tanning salon
without a prescription for medical marijuana. |
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 Market
Has Best Year Since 1997
Same for cocaine. |
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