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IRONIC TIMES PERSON
OF THE YEAR: MILEY CYRUS |
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Trendsetting twenty-something beats
out Pope Francis, Edward Snowden, Nelson
Mandela, Dennis Rodman. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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China Rejects 546,000 Tons of
U.S. Grain Because It Contains
Genetically Modified Material
Really? China? |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Stock Market Has Best Year Since 1996
Look for several R-rated movies about current period
of greed, decadence sometime in next decade. |
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 Obama, on Vacation in
Hawaii, Attends “Choom Gang” Reunion
Michelle says she hasn't seen him in days. |
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| (Once again our international panel of
experts tells us what to expect in the
next twelve months.) |
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 | Kandu,
mystic (India): “The Affordable Care Act will sign up millions and
Republicans will begin calling it 'Romneycare'.” |
 | Madame Blavinsky,
psychic (Switzerland): “In his last revelation, Edward Snowden
will reveal the NSA monitored celebrity Twitter accounts.” |
 | Cassandra,
seer (Canada): “The U. S. will win the World Cup
and Americans will become obsessed with soccer, until
baseball's all-star game.” |
 | The Oracle,
oracle (Delphi): “After a near miss by an asteroid the size of Cleveland,
world leaders will gather and debate which God to pray to.” |
 | Supercomputers
Linked in Parallel (U.S.): “Hemlines will fall.” |
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