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 BODIES OF
GERALD FORD, JAMES BROWN
MISTAKENLY SWITCHED
Visitors view music great
in Capitol Rotunda
(above) while former
president lies in state
at Harlem's famed Apollo
Theater. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pakistan Announces Plan For
Fence Along Border With Afghanistan
1500 miles long, three feet high. |
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Former Turkmenistan
President-For-Life Niyazov Buried In
Golden-Capped Mosque He Built, Named For
Himself
Makes impressive entrance into Paradise. |
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| POLL |
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Bush, Britney Top List of
2006's Villains
Bin Laden, Kevin Federline top list of
year's heroes. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House Adds Lawyers to
Staff
Supports rumor they're preparing an
insanity defense. |
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Military Considers Recruiting
Foreigners
They could play role of
“enemies” in war games. |
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| REMINDER |
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Every day's a good day
to bury bad news. |
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Cheney to Testify at Libby
Trial
Hires team of sincerity coaches. |
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White House: Bin Laden's
Capture “Success That Hasn't
Occurred Yet”
Like success in Iraq. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Bush Admits to Reading
Newspaper
Says he “never misses”
Marmaduke. |
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George W. Bush's
Official Statement 
