| IRONIC
TIMES MAN OF THE YEAR |
Saddam Hussein
From defying President Bush in
the face of a massive military
invasion, to living on the run
with 200,000 American soldiers
pursuing him, to interfering with
a foul ball during a crucial
Chicago Cubs-Florida Marlins
playoff game, to finally being
captured hiding in a hole not far
from his birthplace in Iraq, it
was quite a year for our Man of
the Year, Saddam Hussein. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Queen Elizabeth's Corgi Put Down
After Being Mauled by Princess
Anne's Terrier
Princess Anne put down after being mauled
by Queen Elizabeth. |
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North Korea
Asked to Reduce Size of
Nuclear Threat
And size of
soldiers' hats. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Touts “Year of
Accomplishment”
Lists Iraq quagmire, stagnant job growth,
dismantling of Medicare as his "proudest"
achievements. |
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Bad News: Offshore Tax Fraud
Schemes Rob Treasury of $40
Billion a Year
Good news: most of it will be spent in U.S. on
Bush re-election campaign. |
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Latest Poll: Huge Majority
Doesn't Want Government
In Their Bedroom
But same majority is fine with having
government in your bedroom. |
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REMINDER
Never put off
until the day after
tomorrow what you can do
tomorrow. |
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Government Blurring High-Tech
Aerial Images of Capital
Fears someone could read Vice
President's energy task force
documents. |
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Florida Opens First
Faith-Based Prison
Will house some of nation's toughest
priests. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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"Embedded" Picked
as
Year's Top Word
Beats out "lies," "lying,"
and "liars." |
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