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BUSH NOMINEE RUNS
INTO TROUBLE
Choice
to head the Bureau of
Alcohol, Tobacco, and
Firearms is detained by
authorities in
Massachusetts. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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New Millennium Begins Just
Like
Last One
American President Bush, Byzantine
Emperor Basil II both conservative
rulers. |
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India, Pakistan Voted Most Likely
to Start a Major War This Year
Israel, Palestinians
are runners-up. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: "Not Your Father's
Presidency"
But looming recession suggests
otherwise. |
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Christine Todd Whitman Injured in
Cabinet Hazing Incident
Pledge night mishap will be
investigated by Inter-Fraternity Council. |
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U.S. Army Requests New Weapons to
Counter Potential Threat from U.S. Navy
No other military
menace seen. |
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| GUEST COLUMNIST |
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As my second term in office nears an
end, I’ve had time to reflect on
both the high points and the low points
of the past eight years. Certainly, the
lowest point of my presidency came when I
was impeached and nearly removed from
office for having an affair with a young
White House intern, Monica Lewinsky. The
country was put through a horrible ordeal
it should never have had to go through,
and for that I am deeply sorry. The high
point? That would have to be those
exhilarating moments of ecstasy in the
small room off the Oval Office with that
babe-a-licious Ms. Lewinsky, whose lips
and milky white breasts kept me aroused
for hours. Let me tell you, it
doesn’t get much better than that.
However, it’s time to say goodbye to
the White House and to all the wonderful
people we’ve had the pleasure to
meet over the past eight years. Thank
you, and God bless. |
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