 NORTH
KOREANS STILL GRIEF-STRICKEN OVER DEATH
OF KIM JONG-IL
Urged to report any neighbors not grief-stricken. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Reuters: 2011 “Year
of the Tyrant”
2012 expected to be “Year of the
Guy Who Overthrew the Tyrant.” |
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Poll: France Gloomiest Nation
Disneyland Paris rated “Gloomiest Place
on Earth.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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FBI: Violent Crime Down in 2011
While white collar crime went through the roof. |
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Jobless Claim Drop Signals
Economic Momentum
They're hiring again at soup kitchens. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 George
H.W. Bush Says Romney is “Best Choice"
From a “pathetic field of losers.” |
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| (Last week we brought
together a distinguished panel of psychics,
prophets and prognosticators and asked
them for their predictions for the comimg
year. |
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 | Kandu:
“Obama will be reelected, defeating Pawlenty, a
last-minute replacement for Romney after Romney's six
other families surface.” |
 | Madame Blavinsky:
“The economy will roar back, unemployment
will drop to zero and there will be a chicken in every
pot — in Cuba.” |
 | Miss Cleo:
“The first commercial space flight will
safely transport a billionaire and two blonde
companions into a romantic low-earth orbit.” |
 | Cassandra:
“The Kardashians will join with Noam
Chomsky to celebrate Juxtaposition Day.” |
 | Watson
(computer):
“The world will end on Dec. 21.” |
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