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 IRONIC
TIMES PERSON OF THE
YEAR: God
No one else had as profound an
effect on American politics in
2007, except perhaps the Devil (not
shown). He influenced the actions
of every candidate for president
and continues to guide our
foreign policy, speaking to
President Bush on a regular
basis. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Castro Says He Won’t
Cling
To Power Forever
Will step aside the day before. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Copy of Magna
Carta Sold
For $21.3 Million
Includes King John's
signing statement. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: Economy “Pretty
Good”
Also says he's been "pretty
good" president. |
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Fire Breaks Out in Cheney
Office
Fortunately, only inconsequential visitor
logs were destroyed. |
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| REMINDER |
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It is better to give
than to receive the same thing you got
last year. |
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EPA Rejects “Patchwork
of State Standards” on Greenhouse
Gases
Favors one national standard: bring 'em
on. |
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New Jersey Abolishes Death
Penalty
You can still get whacked, just not by the
state. |
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FCC Relaxes Media Ownership
Rules
According to only remaining news source. |
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| YEAR IN REVIEW |
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Quote of the Year:
“Don't Tase Me, Bro’!”
Runner-up: “Don't waterboard
me, bro’!” |
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