| POLITICS |
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 Tancredo
Abandons Presidential Bid
His message of deporting
everyone who does manual
labor didn't resonate
with enough voters. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Writers Strike: Presenters at
Golden Globes, Oscars Must Ad Lib
Attendees will find ear plugs in their
gift bags. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wall Street Bonuses 14%
Higher
Based on greater productivity fleecing suckers. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Toy Recall:
“CSI Fingerprint
Examination Kit,”
Due to Asbestos
Also: “CSI Autopsy
Kit,” due to
formaldehyde. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Theory: Messages Sent Into
Space
“Too Boring” for Alien
Intelligences
Specifically: not enough sex. |
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Report: 1% to 2% Have Brain
Disorder Which Makes Them
Think They’re Ugly
And usually, they're right. |
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 Chip-Shrinking
May Be Nearing its Limits
Same for hip-shrinking. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Huge Health Benefits If
Large Numbers Cut Calories,
Start Exercising
And give up cigars. |
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| INTERNET |
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Study: More Americans
Googling Themselves
Hoping to find out if they ever amounted
to anything. |
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