THIS WEEK IN IRONY
2000 2001
2002 2003
2004 2005
2006 2007
2008 2009
2010 2011
Ironic Times

 NO. 590 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 2 - 8, 2012 

Dec 26
Jan 9
NEW LAWS GO INTO EFFECT
For example, you can now be thrown in jail and kept there forever by your government.
 
WORLD NEWS
2012 Begins With World
On Brink of Economic Collapse

A big improvement.
Iraq's Al-Maliki Calls for
Unity, Political Stability

And fewer death squads.
 
POLITICS
Gingrich Drops Sharply in Polls
Tiffany lowers his credit line to $500,000.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Giant Spotted at Kim Jong-il Funeral
Believed to be at least six feet tall.
U. S. NEWS
Undecideds Will Once Again
Determine Election Outcome

Uninformed voters oblivious to the issues and without any opinions hold key to victory.
Republicans Say They Can
Support New Taxes

Like a poll tax.
 
REMINDER
  When you drive, bring a designated texter.
 
Report: Since 1984 Median
Net Worth of House Members
Has Doubled

And yet, oddly, their salaries haven't gone up.
New Yorkers’ Life Expectancy
2.5 Years Longer Than National Average

Most of it spent in traffic.
Poll: Most Americans Looking
Forward to Better Year

Right up until the Apocalypse.
FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE

 ©  Copyright 2012 Ironic Times