Ironic Times - Page Three, January 2, 2012

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MISCELLANEOUS

Tim Tebow Most Desired Celebrity Next-Door Neighbor, Cast of “Jersey Shore” Least
According to family that lives between them.

TRAVEL

Pakistani Man Deported for
“Flipping the Bird” in Dubai
Then deported from Pakistan for same thing.

SPORTS

NFL: Ex-Players Accuse
League of Covering Up
History of Concussions
League's lawyers say ex-players “don't know what they're talking about” and “aren't all there.”

ODDS 'N' ENDS

Vegas Hotel Introduces $5,000 Burger
Comes with chips.

	2012 Election Year Preview of Top 10 Lobbying Groups
	Americans for Clean Air and Water		a consortium of the biggest oil companies
	Citizens for a Healthy Tomorrow		drug company front group
	Americans for America		anti immigrant vigilantes
	America for Americans		armed white supremacists
	Health Care for All Americans		insurance industry group against health care reform
	Vote America		vote suppression group
	Americans United for the First Amendment		want Christianity named official religion of the United States
	Citizens for Freedom of the Press		want to make it easier to throw reporters and editors in jail
	National Labor Rights Association		business group out to destroy unions
	Americans for the Bill of Rights		group for legalizing indefinite detention, torture.

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