| PEOPLE |
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 Romney Says
He'll Force PBS to Put Ads on “Sesame
Street”
Like Miss Piggy for Hormel. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox Latin America Apologizes for Posting
Poll Asking if Jews Killed Jesus Christ
Assumed it was okay since so much time
had passed. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Following Uproar, Verizon Cancels
$2 Fee for Paying Your Bill by
Phone or Online
Company will go back to simply overcharging. |
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Rent-a-Grandma Launches
National Franchise Operations
Formerly Rent-a-Mother-in-Law. |
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 Kraft Vending
Machine Reads Faces, Dispenses Only Jell-O to
Seniors
And Jell-O shots to twenty-somethings. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Bugs Becoming Resistant to Genetically
Modified Corn
Researchers will now try to genetically modify
bugs. |
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 Mysterious Metal
Ball Drops From Space
Experts fear it might be something from an alien
civilization more advanced than ours, something for
which we would have no defense, something capable
of destroying all humanity, or it could be a part that fell
off of something. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Bachelor Pads Harbor 15 Times Amount
of Bacteria as Homes of Bachelorettes
Making “Your place or mine?” serious
health consideration. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 2012 Promises to
See Big Spike in Use of Solar Energy
Shown: solar panels provide enough electricity to
power dozens of tanning beds at nearby spa. |
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