| PEOPLE |
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 Dennis Rodman:
“I Love My Friend” Kim Jong-Un
He “treats me like an uncle.” |
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Urges
Canada to Legalize Marijuana
Would also initiate dialogue on “medical
crack.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: Bosses Happier Than
Their Employees
Most employees not the least bit happy. |
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Coke's “Cap the Tap” Program Encourages
Restaurants to Serve Soda Instead of Water
Its “Hold the Greens” program encourages
them to serve popcorn in place of vegetables. |
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 Elio Motors
New $6,800 3-Wheeled
Auto Saves on Initial Cost, MPG
And tires. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Universe Measured to Within
1% Accuracy
Which is better than the sweatpants
you ordered online. |
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List Whittled Down to 1000 Eligible
Applicants for One-Way Trip to Mars
Eliminated: old, infirm, anyone who
plays the banjo, harmonica or accordion. |
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Study: People Who Drink
More Are Smarter
Except in your case. |
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 Stonehenge
Man Created From Prehistoric Skull
Reconstruction
He's being wooed by several top
modeling agencies. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Dialing, Texting or Using
Cellphone While Driving Raises
Risk of Crash
Even worse: trying to eat a taco while driving. |
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