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 NO. 645 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 21 - 27, 2013 

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OBAMA SWORN IN FOR SECOND TERM
Cites booming gun sales as sign of improving economy.
 
WORLD NEWS
Hugo Chavez's Health Remains a Mystery
Possible clue: request that urn containing his ashes be allowed to take oath of office.
 
POLL
Poll: 64% of Republicans Think Obama Hiding Something About His Early Life
Like a decade of heavy drinking, or skipping his National Guard duties, or bankrupting a company, or DUIs that dad's friends were able to make disappear, or...
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Utah Smoothie Shop Charges Liberals More Than Conservatives
Tell them you're a nativist with an anti-
semitic bent and your smoothie's free.
U. S. NEWS
DHS List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites Includes Recovery, Initiative, Facility, Cloud, Wave, Agriculture, Smart, Ice, Snow, Relief
If you want to talk about recovering from bad weather on your farm, you’re in big trouble.
Many in GOP Want Unemployed to Pass Drug Test Before Receiving Government Benefits
Would prevent someone with marijuana in their system from receiving money for medical marijuana.
 
REMINDER
  Dress for increasingly extreme weather conditions.
 
Boehner's Office Vandalized by House Members of Tea Party, But Boehner Won't File Charges for Party Unity
Also because they're armed and dangerous.
Growing Number of “Truthers”
Believe Newtown Massacre
Staged by Government

Trump says jury still out.
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