 PENTAGON LIFTS
BAN ON WOMEN IN COMBAT
Will soon be killing, abusing civilians in
faraway lands right along with guys. |
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France Sends Troops to Mali
Hopes to follow Vietnam strategy by staying a
few years then handing off operations to Americans. |
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Cameron Pushes Brits to Vote on Leaving
European Union
And returning all power to the Queen. |
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To Avoid Paying Higher Taxes, Sarkozy
Moving to London
Also eyeing vacation home in Cayman Islands. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Flies Spell
Out “HELP” on President's
Forehead
In desperate bid to save environment. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Study: Recent Elections Show
Strong Link Between Racism
And Political Preference
Most whites who hate blacks voted for
Romney; most blacks who hate whites
voted for Obama. |
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Second U.S. Firm Takes Aim
At Mining Asteroids
Ed's Discount Space Importers files for a license. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's 10 o'clock. Do you know
where your assault rifle is? |
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Virginia GOP Sneaks Through
Redistricting Bill During
Inauguration, Then Adjourns “in
Memory of Stonewall Jackson”
And you thought the Civil War was over. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Gatorade to Remove Ingredient
Used in Flame Retardants
Will add disclaimer warning users not to
smoke for 20 minutes after consuming
beverage. |
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