 OBAMA CALLS
FOR DOWNSIZING GOVERNMENT
Proposes merging House, Senate. |
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Team of International Inspectors
Arrives In Athens
To collect tribute of seven youths, seven
maidens to be fed to Minotaur. |
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Iran Bans, Confiscates All Barbie
Dolls From Store Shelves
Kens remain available. |
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Ireland's Former Richest Person
Bankrupt
Lost his wallet. |
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Yao Ming Newest Member of
Chinese People’s Political
Consultative Conference |
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As newest member he's required to stay awake
and take notes. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Rejection of Keystone Pipeline
A Job Killer, Say Critics
Thousands of lobbyists will lose their jobs. |
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House Republicans Oppose Bills
To Make Traffic Signs Brighter,
Easier to See at Night
Would interfere with natural selection,
survival of the fittest. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask your financial advisers
how your carried interest in the Cayman Islands
is doing. |
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Los Angeles City Council Rules Condoms
Must Be Worn in Porn Films
Recently retired Cardinal Mahony says he's
“very disappointed.” |
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| POLITICS |
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Perry Drops Out, Endorses Gingrich
For three reasons, but he can only
remember two of them. |
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Romney Says His Tax Rate
“Around 15%”
But adds he's a “big tipper.” |
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Gingrich Ad Hits Romney for
Speaking French
Romney fires back, “plus ça change, plus
c'est la même chose.” |
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