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YVES SAINT
LAURENT ACCUSED OF
SHREDDING
Designer blames his
accountant. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Denies Blame for Bugged
Plane
Delivered to Chinese President
Listening devices standard in
"luxury option package." |
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U.S. Treasury Secretary Tells
Japan To Fix Their Economy
Japanese leaders express appreciation,
saying idea "never occurred to
us." |
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ODDS AND ENDS |
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Bush Signs
"Meaningless"
Legislation
Renders everything
meaningless. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Torture Suggested as
Acceptable
Way to Elicit
Information
Could get some straight
answers from Enron execs. |
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U.S. Pledges $300 Million in
Aid to Afghanistan
Amount includes $290 million already
delivered in unexploded bombs. |
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REMINDER
Never say whenever. |
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Consumers Still Looking for Sign
Economy Will Improve
Sex scandal in the White House would help. |
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Enron Selling Off Assets in
Bankruptcy
Offers huge discount for corporate
slogan, "Vision & Values." |
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