| PEOPLE |
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Christie
Brinkley
Testifies Before Congress
About something-or-other. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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FTC: #1 Consumer Fraud
Complaint is Identity Theft
Number two: Celebrity lookalikes. |
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| HEALTH /MEDICINE |
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Swedish Study: Stress
Makes People Fat
Especially stress from reading
stories like this. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week, in an article about Michael
Jackson (left), we mistakenly ran a
photograph of Liza Minnelli. We apologize
for any confusion this may have caused. |
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| EXCLUSIVE
FEATURE |
Q: What's
the story behind this Enron mess?
Is the Bush Administration
culpable for being so chummy with
these crooks?
A: Careful who
you call a crook, Mr. Didn't
Declare His Gambling Winnings To
The IRS. Anyway, yes, of course
they're culpable, as are all
the other liars in Washington,
D.C. You don't have to be a
Supreme Being to figure that one
out. |
Q: What's
going to happen in the Middle
East between Israel and the
Palestinians? Will there be
peace, or war?
A: Duh. |
Q: How will
the Philadelphia Phillies do next
year?
A: They'll
finish third. |
| (God welcomes your questions,
but apologizes that He can't
possibly answer all of them.) |
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