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 Supreme Court:
Justice Thomas Reportedly Speaks for First Time
in Nearly 7 Years
Although he may have been clearing his throat. |
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Florida's Governor Adopted
A Dog Before His Campaign,
Returned It After
It's since been adopted by a congressman
in Kentucky who is in a close recall election. |
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| MEDIA |
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 Surprise:
Dennis Kucinich Joins Fox News
Former Democratic congressman (left) has long
been admired by Fox News chairman Roger
Ailes for his honesty, his forthrightness and
his wife (right). |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Exposed: Subway's
“Footlong” Only 11 Inches
Now IRS wants a look at their latest earnings report. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Tomatoes Have 7,000 More Genes Than Humans
Makes you wonder which should be thrown at which. |
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 NASA Exploring
Idea of Inflatable Space Station
It would house up to three astronauts for an extended
stay, along with three inflatable astronauts for company. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Diet Drinks Linked to Depression
Conclusion: don't wash down your anti-depressant
with Diet Coke. |
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Study: Feces from Healthy People Put Into
Intestines of Sick Patients Clears Intestinal
Infection Far More Reliably Than Antibiotics
Media campaign: “Give a shit. Become a stool donor.” |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story
about drunken skywriters, we inadvertently
used a photo of Treasury Secretary-designate
Jack Lew's signature. We apologize for the
confusion. |
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