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 NO. 1163 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 16 - 22, 2023 

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LAKE MEAD AT 28% CAPACITY, UP FROM 27%
Public can take longer showers, turn on their sprinklers, drink eight glasses of water a day.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Putin Falls Down
Stairs, Soils Himself

Several onlookers suffer severe internal injuries suppressing a laugh.
Church of England Apologizes
for Slave Trade Past

“Our bad,” says Archbishop of Canterbury.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
2022 Intelligence Report:
247 “Unidentified Anomalous
Phenomena” Since 2021
Congress ignores report, Hulu options screen rights.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Massive Flight Cancellation Mess Blamed on Human Error
FAA orders an investigation of humans and how to correct them.
Republicans in House Hope
to Abolish IRS, Taxes

And send millions of accountants to reeducation camps.
 
REMINDER
  The only thing that stops a bad six-year-old with a gun is a good six-year-old with a gun.
 
Report: Biden Had Classified
Docs From Time as VP in His
Private Office

Republicans decide not to call for Biden's arrest, “after thinking it over.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Exxon Scientists
Accurately Predicted Global
Warming 50 Years Ago

They put their alarming findings in a bottle, dropped it in the ocean, and waited.
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