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 NO. 797 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 11 - 17, 2016 

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Jan 18
POWERBALL JACKPOT SOARS PAST $1 BILLION
Jeb Bush shows off one of his 20,000 losing tickets.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Destroys Giant Mao Statue
Work begins on giant Xi statue.
More Doubts Raised About North Korea's H-Bomb Claim
Also Kim's claim device “small enough to fit in Dennis Rodman's suitcase.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Facebook's Virtual Reality Headset Goes on Sale
Shown: four teens enjoying “A Shower With Justin Bieber.”
U. S. NEWS
Obama Proposes Modest
Measures to Reduce Gun Violence

One allows authorities to take a firearm from someone's cold, dead hand.
Maine Governor: Blacks Coming
Into State, Impregnating Our
Young White Women

And stealing our lobsters.
 
REMINDER
  Buckle up, and disable the airbags.
 
POLITICS
Trump TV Ad About Mexicans Illegally Entering U.S. Actually Filmed in Morocco
Campaign explains they're Mexicans illegally entering Morocco.
Koch Brothers Surprised They've Had Little Influence on Presidential Race
Decide to move corporate headquarters to Dubai.
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