| PEOPLE |
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 Calls Grow for Bolsonaro's
Expulsion, or Persona Non
Grata Status
Or at least follow him around with
a camera crew whenever he goes out. |
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| MEDIA |
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Biden Signs Bill Banning
TikTok on All Government
Devices
President Xi's wry response, “Back
to the drawing board.” |
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Report: Americans “Sick
And Tired” of Harry and
Meghan News
Feel it's crowding out news of the
Kardashians. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Poll: 96% of Workers
Looking for New Job
Their boss's. |
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 Yellen Announces
U.S. Will Hit Its Debt Limit Thursday
Warns, “Uncle Sam could be
living out of his car by June.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Expert: 90% of Online
Content Could Be
“Generated by AI” by 2025
Sparing us from the tedious task of thinking. |
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Microsoft AI Can Impersonate
Human Voice in 3 Seconds
It's designed for assholes who
just like to hear themselves talk. |
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Ozone Hole to Close by 2066
At which point you can use
your hairspray again. |
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 Saturn's Moon
Enceladus Shrouded in Thick Layer
of Snow
Elon Musk predicts lift tickets will
be available by end of century. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Healthy Eating Can
Cut Risk of Early Death by 20%
But it costs a little more, so
you have to weigh the benefits
versus the drawbacks. |
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