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 NO. 1242 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 22 - 28, 2024 

Jul 15
July 29
BIDEN DROPS OUT OF RACE
Won't rule out another run in four years.
WORLD NEWS
Massive IT Outage Causes
Global Chaos

Many seek shelter in caves, forage for survival, turn to cannibalism before service finally restored.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Melting of Polar Ice Caps
Slowing Earth's Rotation,
Making Days Longer

Giving all of us a little extra time to get going each morning.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump Nominated as Republican Convention Ends
Shown: Hulk Hogan leads delegates in prayer.
U. S. NEWS
Many of His Supporters Believe
God Saved Trump at Rally

But apparently didn't care for several other people in the front row.
Sen. Menendez Found Guilty of Bribery, Extortion, Wire Fraud, Conspiracy, Acting as Foreign Agent
And using U.S. Treasury gold bars as doorstops.
 
REMINDER
  Vote for the candidate least likely to turn the United States into an authoritarian kleptocracy.
 
Trump Says He'll Protect
“Black Jobs”

“You can't get a shoeshine anymore!” he complains.
 
POLITICS
Musk Pledges $45 Million a Month to Trump Campaign
Wants to “make Mars great again.”
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