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 NO. 772 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 20 - 26, 2015 

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BRITISH TABLOID SHOWS QUEEN AS GIRL IN NAZI SALUTE
Practicing, just in case.
 
WORLD NEWS
India, Pakistan to Join China,
Russia in Security Group

Group tasked with monitoring rogue states, like U.S., Britain.
North Korea Election Reports
99.97% Participation

Some argue extended prison terms, death sentences for not voting would boost turnout here, too.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
First Highway Exclusively for Self-Driving Vehicles Opens in California
So far it's a big disappointment for roadside businesses.
U. S. NEWS
Forecasters Predict Strong Economy for 2016 Presidential Election
As millionaires spend billions to be President.
Obama Commutes Sentences
Of 46 Drug Offenders

And their old ladies.
 
REMINDER
  Gay corporations can now marry each other in all fifty states.
 
Texas Under Martial Law
As Jade Helm 15 Begins

Conservatives rounded up, sent to reeducation camps.
Department of Transportation
Hiring Experts to Repair
Crumbling Infrastructure

Highest priority: engineers who built El Chapo's escape tunnel.
New Evidence Clears Ethel Rosenberg
Hurry, call the Governor.
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