Ironic Times

 NO. 305 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 17 - 23, 2006 

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BUSH'S VACATION RUINED
Ever-worsening violence in Middle East forces him to cancel several golf dates.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraqi Security Forces Say They're
“Ready, Willing and Able”

To fight Israel.
Kim Jong Il Appears on North
Korean TV in Weapons of Mass
Destruction Pajamas
And does nyah-nyah dance.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Paralyzed Man Uses Thoughts to Control Computer Cursor
Breakthrough hailed by scientists world over.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Republicans in Danger of
Losing Congress

Terror alert level raised to red
Army Exceeds Recruiting Goals
Inducts record number of neo-Nazis.
 
REMINDER
  The American Dream is a house in the suburbs with a Mexican gardener.
 
Bush Administration Signals Shift Away From “Cowboy Diplomacy”
Announcement made at OK Corral.
White House Asks Court to
Dismiss NSA Suit

Fears disclosure of illegal program would compromise other illegal programs.
 
POLITICS
Congress Spent Record $29 Billion in Pork Barrel Legislation Last Year
Legislators cite high price of pork, barrels.
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